Biking The Urban Cow Pasture
susanlanders:

What nuns dream of: one of the best things I have ever found in an archive. Source: Philadelphia Archdiocesan Historical Research Center.

susanlanders:

What nuns dream of: one of the best things I have ever found in an archive. Source: Philadelphia Archdiocesan Historical Research Center.

maggie a magazine

maggieamagazine:

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                                                                                Drawing by Emily Pettit

Maggie is a little magazine about dogs, inspired by Maggie Zurawski’s Companion Animal (Litmus Press 2013).

Featuring poems byJulian Talamantez BrolaskiJen ColemanLeopoldine Core, Peter CulleyEthan FugateCarol MirakoveStacy SzymaszekKevin Varrone, and Magdalena Zurawski.

EditorSue Landers

Happy National Dog Appreciation Day, y’all!

What a Lectern is For

A drafting compass marks space and keeps time as the hobby helper comes alive atop the lectern to investigate a cicada wing. A pair of Scottish terriers race around the circumference of the magnifying glass stopping history and attracting the hungry attention of a cicada husk which climbs the helper to give chase. The terriers are only a kind of natural bait. My eyesight is going. The cicada husk chases the Scotty dogs ‘round and ‘round. The procession is fanned by the cicada wing. The cicada husk is captured by one of the hobby helper’s claws. This is a pattern. From within the depth of the “Dictionary of Angels” a syringe appears and is filled red with a secret knowledge of angels. The hobby helper injects the cicada husk with the contents of the syringe as the Scotty dogs retreat back into the dictionary. A system of Liliths is shown. The hobby helper shows us its prize.

The cat observes from afar.

Music from P.I.S.O.R. Scares 2003 - disc one, track 23 “Loons in our national eyebrow” pisor-industries.org/w/sound/p-i-s-o-r-scares-2003/

This is both an homage to the Brother’s Quay and a stop motion experiment.

susanlanders:

Rufus Harley, the world’s first (only?) jazz bagpiper who lived most of his life in Germantown (May 20, 1936 - August 1, 2006).

This is terrific!

JFK > CHS
I guess stop motion is a thing for me now?

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

dogs confused by confused cats against feminism
credit: susanlanders
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

dogs confused by confused cats against feminism

credit: susanlanders

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

Perigeal Moon Time Lapse at Folly Beach, SC.

hate-poetry:

TL;DR

If you present hateful poems aimed at the poets around you, people will experience pain and your community will incur damage.

A BRUTAL READING

I felt my heart would beat out of my chest. I could not believe what I was hearing. I was on stage as part of a group poetry reading…

Ramp and Jalepeño Jelly, Y’all

I went home last weekend to the mountains of WNC and found ramps in season at the local farmer’s market. Let’s just say I came home with enough ramps to experiment with. The following is a recipe for Jalepeño and ramp jelly and it. is. AWESOME!

This recipe makes almost 60 oz of jelly jubilation

1 pound whole jalepeño
1 big ol’ bunch of ramps (probably about 12 oz)
1-2 dried cayenne peppers
3 cups brown sugar
1 cup cane sugar
2 cups apple cider vinegar
1 package pectin
green food coloring (optional for all you hippies)

Start heating up the canning water and sanitize the jars. Set those glassy goofballs aside but let the canning water come to a boil while you are prepping the jelly

Seed and stem jalepeño peppers
Divide in half and place one half in food processor
Dive the other half a course dice and place in bowl

Take that bunch of ramps, cut off the leaves, and put those leaves in the food processor
Give the bulbs a course dice and let ‘em join the peppers in the bowl.

Take 1 cup of apple cider vinegar and add to food processor
-blend-blend-blend-

In a large saucepan, add the goo from processor + diced veg + remaining vinegar + the 3 cups of brown sugar and turn on the heat DO NOT RUB YOUR EYES OR YOU’LL REGRET YOU WERE EVER BORN.

While waiting for mixture to come to a boil, measure 1 cup of cane sugar and mix it with the pectin in a DRY bowl. Set this aside for later. 

Also while waiting for the mixture to boil, dice up the cayenne peppers nice and fine and add to mixture.

Let the goodness boil for 10 minutes

After 10 minutes, add the sugar and pectin mixture + a few drops of the food coloring, bring to boil. ladle into jars, seal lightly, then lower into boiling water for 10 minutes.

After 10 minutes bring them out and listen to the oh so satisfying sound of the lids popping into place by that vacuum effect. 

Enjoy!

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